By Prabhakar Mundkur
If you have ever felt a dentist’s glove inside your mouth you know what latex tastes like. So, one does get the rationale for flavoured condoms for improving the quality of oral sex, even if the flavours might seem a little regressive like kala khatta, and meetha pan.
But here is the contradiction. Pankaj Duhan, marketing director, RB Health-South Asia told afaqs.com ‘..95 per cent of Indians do not use condoms and we already have a huge population. This is an alarming situation!”If 95% of Indian’s don’t use condoms what is the point of encouraging them to use flavoured condoms for oral sex? Because oral sex doesn’t make more babies.
The other contradiction I found is that RB says that it is promoting ‘faithful promiscuity’ and yet they have commercials like this one which actually talks about having sex with a stranger. I thought that it was not socially responsible advertising to be so blatant about promiscuity. Watch this film which is titled “Encounter with a hot strangerâ€.
The actual flavoured condom ads I thought were not done tastefully. But of course you the public can be final jury on this one. If you enjoy sexual innuendos like this one, no doubt RB will be eminently successful.
You be the judge but I personally found the commercial quite revolting, and I can tell you I am not a prude.
Horlicks: Much ado about nothing

When GSK moved their Horlicks brand after 80 years to FCB Ulka mid 2017, it shook up the industry.   One doesn’t see relationships break after 80 years. It’s like breaking a marriage after 80 years. There seems little point in doing so. JWT in its characteristic, quiet style took the blow with dignity and without too much regret. And now comes the news that Horlicks might be up for sale to finance the GSK buyout of Novartis Nutrition.
Horlicks has franchise largely in India although it is imported in Australia and New Zealand and is also present in Malaysia and the West Indies. In the UK, it is a small brand and people drink Horlicks as a night cap. It is a classic case of an entire category becoming irrelevant, and a lack of category innovation leading to declining sales. This has affected other food drinks of yesteryears like Complan.

Once upon a time when nutrition was a problem and milk was inadequate or of low quality in the country, Horlicks played an important role. Parents are no longer open to adding Horlicks to the milk. They would rather serve their children cereal or muesli. Or just give them plain milk. And nutrition is not as big a concern as it was a few decades ago.
Suitors to buy the GSK Horlicks brand I believe are many. The question is what happens to the ad agency FCB Ulka who won this business from JWT with great aplomb last year. Will the buyer hand over the brand to their trusted agency or carry on with FCB Ulka who has been with Horlicks for just a year now? Alternatively, the buyer could just ask for an agency pitch. Interesting times ahead.
War of the Babas
The ayurvedic segment might be hotting up with the launch of the Sri Sri Tattva from Sri Sri Ravishankar. The commercial however was a bit of a letdown with the hackneyed theme of a ‘just married’ scenario where Sri Sri Tattva products are a wedding gift. But then it is not advertising that is creating this category, it is the product and the ayurvedic positioning.
While the expectation was that Sri Sri Tattva might consider premium pricing, the 1 litre desi ghee pack on bigbasket.com showed that Sri Tattva was priced at Rs 530 while Patanjali’s desi ghee was priced at Rs 500.
It would be interesting to see if the babas might just compete with each other or the MNCs.
A good brand can take bad advertising
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While Jio has to be admired as an innovator who disrupted the mobile telephony category, its advertising seems to challenge every rule in the book. One is left with fleeing images of people singing and dancing with well-known Bollywood stars and a sprinkling of East European models. The merriment then ends with a pack shot on Jio Digital Life. If one were to guess the advertising brief backwards, one would say that someone said “let us be remembered as Dhan Dhana Dhanâ€. The rest might have been put together by a writer and director of dubious distinction.
Jio certainly proves one thing. That a good product can survive atrocious advertising.

Most award shows these days position themselves both as a learning/knowledge forum and an awards night to celebrate the and acknowledge the winners. Zee Melt, the two-dayprogramme on May 30-31 that precedes the KyooriusAwards night on June 1, promises some of the world’s best speakers from Fernando Machado, Head of Brand Marketing, Burger King to Chuck Porter, Chairman CP+B demonstrating that there will be a lot of knowledge sharing at the event.  But there has been an indifferent demand for these knowledge sessions thus far. Is it our new-found and emergingnationalism that makes us feel superior to everybody else in the world, and our attitude of ‘what do we have to learn from them’? Followed by the oft repeated chorus ‘India is different’. Or are people just tired of listening to experts on advertising and marketing because there are too many of them, one is not sure.



By Nirav Modi’s own admission in a letter to the PNB Chairman he is reported to have said: “In the anxiety to recover your dues immediately, despite my offer (on February 13, a day before the public announcement, and on February15) your actions have destroyed my brand and the business and have now restricted your ability to recover all the dues leaving a trail of unpaid debts”.


With this award, Piyush and Prasoon Pandey join an illustrious band of creative people around the world that has included David Droga, Marcello Serpa, Bob Greenburg, Joe Pytka, Lee Clow, Dan Wieden and Sir John Hegarty. Not everyone might be aware of the work created by these distinguished gentlemen, or even knowwhere they work.The Lion of St Mark is one of those awards that lets the winner soak in humility and pride so deserving of a life time award, which by definition implies that it can only be won once.
For the marketing intellectual, the introduction of Thums Up Charged might hold room for an interesting debate. Variants according to textbook marketers can endow the mother brand with rewards ranging from increased market share to a longer life. But how does that augur for a category like colas, which is increasingly being seen as unhealthy? And Thums up Charged might well be dubbed an even unhealthier variant given the extra levels of caffeine and the heightened aeration. So how will an unhealthier variant of an already unhealthy brand perform? Of course, to its credit, Thums Up remains the market leader in a market which has the world’s leading colas. Another point to debate might well be how will the two variants will be differentiated in the advertising. Will it be differentiated enough for the consumer to know which variant is being advertised or will the consumer just see it as another Thums Up ad? This often is the acid test for variant advertising.
