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  • Debrief | Birla Sun Life: Good timing, but…

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    Yuvi is back in action, and Birla Sun Life decided it’s time for another TVC. I totally back this move. Readers might recall that earlier this year, I had suggested that Birla must pull the ad they were running at the time. The one which many people felt was insensitive and exploitative, as it appeared to be feeding on the cricketer’s misery. This is what I wrote at the time: ‘Here’s a suggestion for Birla: Drop the ad immediately. And wait. Sooner or later, Mr Fighter will recover and he will be back on the cricket field. It is THEN that the advertiser and its ad agency should swing into action. And create an ad where Yuvi speaks of his ill health, the fears he experienced, and the subsequent joy and relief on recovery. No one will object to that. We all like happy endings.’

     

    [youtube width=”400″ height=”220″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1sDQOUHAEU[/youtube]

    Well, it’s clear these guys listened to me. J. The new commercial is sunny, bright, happy, and it features Yuvi making his comeback statement, as he bonds with children. And he talks about moving on from suffering to victory. This is obviously correct. The TVC celebrates rather than exploits, packs in insecurity, hope and success… the key ingredients for an insurance company’s ad. So all that’s great.

     

    I have just one complaint, and it’s to do with the execution. The commercial ought to have been powerful, emotive and should have left the viewer with that flags-flying feel. This would also have made the ad entertaining to watch. Currently, it’s kinda boring, you wouldn’t want to watch the ad a second time, even if you are the cricketer’s diehard fan. And yes, Yuvi’s continuous drone doesn’t help matters much.

     

    Rating: (On a scale of 1-5): 2.5. Good idea, average execution.

     

  • Debrief: Pepsi: Not the game, change the ad!

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    It must take enormous talent to botch up something like this. The creators of the new ad for Pepsi had all the power tools at their disposal: A funky, irreverent brand. Top Indian cricket heroes. The most happening Bollywood star. And a cool idea – Change the game- which packs in potential for super commercials. And yet, it’s all gone terribly wrong.

     

    In the TVC, designed to promote Pepsi’s association with the current T20 World Cup, the team bus has broken down on the road. Leading to crowds, noise and traffic mess. Ranbir Kapoor arrives out of nowhere, and advises Dhoni and his boys on strategies to use for the tournament. When Dhoni questions Kapoor’s ‘tameez’, the latter explains that T20 lacks tameez.

     

    [youtube width=”400″ height=”220″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8YeNX6l5ek[/youtube]

    An extremely poor ad, I have a laundry list of problems. Boring interpretation of ‘Change the game’. Witless, uninteresting dialogues. Forced irreverence, which falls totally flat. Worse, Ranbir Kapoor looks like he has no idea what’s going on out here. And the cricketers leave you with a feeling they want this shoot done with very quickly, and their bills settled before the first ball is bowled.

     

    Truth be told, lack of tameez as a thought ties in well with T20 cricket. (That it promotes rowdy behaviour inside the stadia is another story, of course). But a tired, stupid commercial has killed even that little germ of an idea.

     

    Rating: (On a scale of 1-5): 0. Disaster with a capital D.

     

  • Anil Thakraney: PM’s last desperate act

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    There is just one reason behind the PM’s sudden burst of energy (following his comatose posture since the year 2009) and the announcement of a slew of economic reforms. Uski lagi hui hai, as my tapori pal from Colaba says. MMS has been battling one mega scam after another, and at this rate, not only are his own days numbered, so are his government’s. Singh has also been getting repeatedly trashed in the media, both local and international. He knows he’s going down the tube, and the reforms are a last ditch measure to gain a few quick brownie points. The reforms package announcement has also moved the media’s attention away from the assorted scams, and this must have been a part of the master plan.

     

    No matter. Whatever be the reason, the reforms are more than welcome, at least some of the foreign investor confidence shall get restored. Even if the Congress’s allies and its rivals put in roadblocks along the way. I was in London recently, and over a drink, my corporate friends out there said to me the India Inc story is pretty much over, that the focus is back on China. And this is the general sentiment across the world. Clearly, something had to be done and done fast, and one hopes that MMS, now that he knows he’s crashing out, will set into motion many more reforms. Not just in aviation and retail, FDI needs to be invited into many sectors, particularly those related to core infrastructural projects, education and health.

     

    That the UPA isn’t coming back in 2014 is a given. It is also true that things won’t be any rosier under BJP’s leadership. (Unless Narendrabhai becomes PM, which is highly unlikely, what with his aides being sent to prison enmass on charges of rioting). Therefore, am happy that MMS has woken up at last, and is thinking about India for a change.

     

    It doesn’t sound very nice that the fading Manmohan Singh will be best remembered for facilitating the arrival of Wal-Mart and IKEA into India. But I can live with that.

     

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    PS: Although I am not really a fan of swear words – I believe it’s the cheapest way to get attention – it is true that they are being flung around quite freely these days. And the ad world guys and gals are most notorious for this habit. Here’s an interesting article on how to use swear words effectively, and without causing offence. And how it can actually help in bonding with people.

     

    Link: http://www.tatler.com/news/articles/september-2012/mind-your-language

     

  • Anil Thakraney: Flat buyer ki VAT lag gayi!

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    One industry that rarely gets attention in the media is the real estate sector. And that is strange, it should be under the scanner all the time. In nexus with dirty politicians, certain developers have not only usurped public land, they have directly contributed to promoting massive corruption in the country.

     

    Developers are in the news these days (for the wrong reasons, of course), because the Maharashtra government is all set to levy VAT on properties purchased between the years 2006 and 2010. The developers’ association went to court against this order, but they lost the case in the High Court, though the final verdict has still to arrive from the SC.

     

    When I first read about this news, I almost collapsed from a heart attack. Imagine a middle class aadmi being suddenly ordered to cough up lakhs of rupees for no fault of his. (I bought my house in the year 2008.) Later when I discovered that the VAT is only applicable on properties purchased in under-construction projects, I shrieked hysterically with joy, as I don’t fall in that unlucky category. But thousands of residents who do, will now suffer. Simply because the developers are merrily passing on the VAT burden and the late penalties onto the flat owners.

     

    Where is the justice in this? To begin with, it is the developers who went to court, it is they who should be paying the penalties on late VAT payment. The residents had no fricking clue about this! So then why are the developers being allowed to pass this burden on to flat owners? Secondly, many developers hid the clause of the possible VAT payment from the buyers, while selling the flats. So why must the latter suffer today because of this deliberate omission of fact? To give you an example: If the developer had said to me at the time of booking the flat, ‘Dude, the total cost is Rs 75 lakhs, but you may have to shell out another five lakh rupees because of VAT’, I might have backed out of the deal altogether. But this wasn’t communicated to me.

     

    So, as usual, the poor consumer will suffer. The developers and the state government will both, as usual, laugh all the way to the bank (or wherever else they keep the loot). I really think the mass media and the business press needs to keep a sharper eye on the goings-on in the glittering world of real estate business. I am actually looking out for many sting operations to happen.

     

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    PS:  Seems like Volkswagen’s ‘vibrating’ innovation has landed the company in a bit of bother. Someone from Volkswagen posted a highly sexist and offensive tweet, obviously miffed at all the negative comments in the social media. And then they quickly deleted the said tweet, but it was too late, the damage had been done. So who’s the one shivering now? Hit the link for details on the sexist tweet.

     

    http://lighthouseinsights.in/volkswagen-india-twitter-fail-story.html

     

  • Debrief: Volkswagen’s senseless ‘innovation’

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    Volkswagen celebrated 9/11 with ‘shock and awe’. No, they didn’t drive their zippy cars into buildings, they did something even more spectacular: Stick a vibrator on the last page of certain newspapers, as the message read: ‘Feel the shiver of excitement?’. If this provided some, ahem, excitement to the female readers, that was short-lived; the gizmo was a cheap chip that vibrated the entire newspaper… this is Volkswagen’s method of showing us that they are an innovative company.

     

    Well, Volkswagen has fooled around with newspapers with their wild ideas on previous occasions too, so this was nothing new. Clearly, their strategy, much like that desperate cartoonist called Trivedi, is to get attention at all costs (and for Volkswagen, the cost of these tricks must be phenomenal). So, yes, the idea worked, people hotly discussed the vibrator in the social media.

     

    However, I would urge Volkswagen to try and put out ideas that connect with their cars. How does a vibrating chip relate to the Polo and the Vento? I really hope the cars don’t vibrate while being driven, that would be quite alarming! So this is trickery for the sake of trickery. And that’s not very smart thinking.

     

    Also, must tell you, I had to purchase the TOI from the street vendor after I heard about the vibrating newspaper. And this is because my own copy arrived all soggy and wet (9/11 was a very rainy morn in Mumbai), water had seeped into the contraption and it had gone kaput! Again, hope that sort of stuff doesn’t happen to Volkswagen’s gaadis in the monsoons, hehe.

     

    Rating: (On a scale of 1-5): 1. Silly, costly, irrelevant ‘innovation’.

     

  • Anil Thakraney: Criticise. Don’t piss

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    And we are back to debating that same old contentious issue: Freedom of speech. This time it’s been triggered by a young cartoonist who decided to have some cheap fun. And Trivedi has got what he obviously wanted: Attention and free publicity.

     

    No, I am not supporting the fellow. While I agree that charges of sedition are misplaced in this case (and are likely to be dropped due to the brouhaha in the media), it is equally true that Trivedi needs to face the music. Yes, I am totally fine with freedom of expression as guaranteed in the Constitution, and am all for criticism and negativity (I thrive on it myself!). But I have no time for people who piss on symbols/emblems that are sacred to the nation. Because, aside from generating some publicity for the creators, they bring about no change at all… in fact, they make many of us cringe with disgust.

     

    Writers and cartoonists must understand that while it’s kosher to lampoon netas and their political parties, it’s not cool to trash the nation itself. India is a great country, it was founded on the correct principles, it is indeed the microcosm of all the good things the world has to offer. It is the unworthy leaders of post-independence India who have consistently damaged the idea of India, and it is THEY who deserve our scorn. Not the nation itself.

     

    In that context, I am all for Trivedi being punished a bit. So that the right lesson goes out to all attention-seeking mischief mongers. RK Laxman made us smile/angry/sad with his satirical cartoons on politicians, but not once in all those years did he cause offence. Young cartoonists like Trivedi must learn something from him.

     

    Having said the above, the one good thing that must emerge from this controversy is that the law of sedition needs to be redefined and amended. It must be reserved for those who provoke violence and hatred in the country.  Cartoonists with ‘g&%d mein kida’ must be made exempt from this charge. Ironically speaking, it’s too big an honour for them!

     

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    PS: Noticed this at a shop in London. Free mineral water when you buy a newspaper! An example of the intense pressure to survive that newspapers find themselves under, in the Western world. One fine day this is going to happen in India as well. Proprietors will have to offer condoms and papads to entice us into buying their akbaars. Sad.

     

     

     

     

  • Debrief: Centuryply: Beastly tale!

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    The makers of Centuryply have decided that boring is pointless in the plywood category. It’s time for some fun. And to do the honours, they have hired the services of… not a celebrity… a gorilla!

     

    The TVC features a man being chased all over his house by a very angry gorilla. The chap finally hides inside a cupboard, and the frustrated gorilla isn’t able to smash it. We soon discover the beast is actually his wifey, who’s livid that the cad has forgotten all about their marriage anniversary.

     

    Well, I am all for some wild action in this low-involvement product category. We usually leave the choice of the plywood to the carpenter, and a disruptive ad is needed to break the end-consumer apathy. Also, even if the Centuryply guys don’t admit to it, Greenply’s zany ads must have inspired them. The latter has shown the way for the rest.

     

    [youtube width=”400″ height=”220″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATOwSep_B0k[/youtube]

    However, the problem with this execution is that the gorilla, while it demonstrates physical toughness, takes away from the anti-termite narrative. While this does get mentioned in the voice-over, all the sound and fury in the TVC drowns it out. I think for plywood, threat of termites is an important story. And since Greenply hasn’t taken this positioning overtly, Centuryply could have made it their own, albeit without diluting the madness.

     

    So while the intent is correct, the positioning needs to get more focused.

     

    Rating: (On a scale of 1 to 5): 2.5. Entertaining, but needs strategic direction.

     

  • Anil Thakraney: Behind the interview

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    Mxmindia has completed one year. And it’s been one helluva ride for this happening portal in terms of breaking news and belting out power opinions. Am sure things will get hotter with time.

     

    I have contributed in many ways out here, but let me celebrate the first anniversary by writing a brief comment piece on five of the big-league personalities I interviewed during the year. This is my own take on them, it’s something you didn’t get to read about in the interview.

     

    (PS: All the rest of the interviews I have done have been equally interesting.  I have chosen these five people at random.)

     

    Piyush Pandey: Always a joy to meet. I have interviewed him on four different occasions, and each time we’ve had many roaring laughs. Even when the topic is serious. I have always believed humour is at the heart of the man’s success. The only downside: It becomes difficult to resist bumming one of his cigarettes. As an ex-smoker, this is the biggest challenge for me when I meet Piyush.

     

    R Balki: Meeting him for an interview is like bonding with an ex-colleague. He was my boss at Lintas, and so we know each other pretty well. This fires up our conversations, and we always have a super exchange. And Balki makes sure he has some fun at my expense too. Well, as they say, once a boss, always a boss! The cigarette resistance challenge exists here as well. Perhaps the only thing common between Piyush and Balki, haha.

     

    Meenal Baghel: Again, she’s an ex colleague, so there was built-in trust during the discussion. I have done many interviews for Meenal, she knows what I do for a living, she commissions the stories because of that. Which is why I am sure she knew exactly what was coming her way. I do suspect Meenal arrived ready for a tough interview. And the best part is, even though the fireworks were blazing, we were mostly smiling through.

     

    Lynn de Souza: We go way back, and this certainly helps. When you know a person for such a long period of time, it becomes a friendly banter, rather than a killer interview. But this didn’t stop me from going after her. And what partially saved Lynn that day is that my tape recorder conked out half way through. Hot tip for young journos: Lynn is a dog lover. Wax eloquently about your pet (even if you don’t have one), and be assured of an insightful interview. 🙂

     

    Agnello DiasAgnello Dias: A totally refreshing experience. You return home feeling better as a human being. And that’s because Aggie, despite his glorious achievements, is completely down to earth and simple. He’s not changed a bit since he started out as a young copywriter. My belief is that staying grounded has helped Aggie connect with the man on the street. Hope he is able to retain the earthiness post the Dentsu acquisition. The moment Aggie lets it all go to the head, the road is downhill.

     

    Congrats to mxmindia. And here’s looking forward to many more interesting interviews in the coming period.

     

    Anil Thakraney is a senior journalist and editor living in Mumbai. He has held top positions in advertsing agencies as well as newspapers. And he is Editor-at-Large, MxMIndia. Mr Thakraney writes for MxM a blog that appears thrice a week (Hard Knocks) and a creative review (Debrief) twice. And, of course, he also does an interview at least once a month (that’s enough, we can hear media honchos whispering. – Ed).

     

  • Debrief: Center Fruit: Full-on masti

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    And so, complete madness carries on in desi candy advertising. The latest uproarious comedy has been churned out by the makers of Center Fruit. The promise is totally wild: The desire for Center Fruit will make your tongue rock and roll in the mouth. Creating a bizarre sound effect. ‘Laplapana’ is the word they’ve coined for this action, and am certain it’s not from the dictionary.

     

    The TVC is set at a tourist spot. A firangi couple is harassed by the local guides (as it often happens in India), as these jokers pitch their services. One smart dude comes along, impresses the firangs with his ‘laplapana’ trick, and wins the business. The commercial is insane, it’s difficult to even describe it, best you hit the link below! As an aside, I wonder how the creative team presented this idea to the client. The meeting itself must have been wild.

     

    [youtube width=”400″ height=”220″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RncqBF5NjDs[/youtube]

    Well, what can one say, there’s absolutely no logic at play out here. All I can say is, this sort of outlandish advertising is perfect for a time pass candy. It will evoke some chuckles and (hopefully) some recall at the retail outlet. That’s all one can do in this category.

     

    PS: I do hope this offensive ‘laplapana’ sound doesn’t catch on, and some deranged buggers don’t do it in my presence. They’ll get some serious tongue lashing from moi! 🙂

     

    Rating: (On a scale of 1 to 5): 3. Insane stuff, and it works.

     

  • We need an Indian voice in our ads: Ram Madhvani

     

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    I did a few ad films with Ram Madhvani nearly 18 years ago. Both of us were very young at the time, quite fresh into the ad business. But there was one difference: While I was floundering around, trying to find my way, Ram was already on top of his game. He was confident, committed and meticulous in his work.

     

    As the years rolled by, Ram has cultivated a powerful name for himself in the Indian ad world. He is, for many ad agencies, the go-to filmmaker. But it’s not been a linear journey. The director has had to keep re-inventing himself to stay relevant in a market that has seen many rapid changes. And this is the key reason behind his continuing success; Ram has thrived even as many big names in the ad filmmaking business fell by the wayside. The director’s dazzling portfolio contains many memorable commercials. Happydent (which won two Cannes Lions), LMN, Hippo, Airtel, Coke, Bisleri and Adidas, to name just a few.

     

    Over a long session, we discuss his craft, his sensibility and his views on advertising and filmmaking. This is not an interview; it is a solid training session for all those associated with the ad world. Not just on filmmaking… on life itself.

     

    Director Ram’s Mantra
    1. The director’s job is to have a vision, and then to pass it on to the team. To the art department, the camera department, the actors, etc2. Intellectual rigour without intellectual rigour mortis.3. Have an opinion and not a judgment.4. Don’t organize shoots, host them.

    5. Meditate daily to connect with your own self.

    6. Try to see how cinema or advertising can be the vehicle to self knowledge.

    7. Have a conscience. Can you face yourself, look yourself in the eye, on the work you do?

    8. ‘If you don’t know where you are going, all roads will take you there.’ (From the Wizard of Oz.)

    Q: How did a nice Gujju boy become an ad filmmaker? Didn’t want to pursue the family business?

    I was very clear from the age of 16 that I wanted to be a filmmaker. Actually, there’s an interesting story. My school friend tells me it happened because of the smell of burning film. We used to watch all kinds of movies when I was at school in Panchgani, this used to be on Saturdays in the assembly hall. There was this old projector, and the film would tear and burn. Maybe that’s how it started! Films, of course, happened much later, after college and theatre. My father expired early, and I had to earn a living. I sold carpets, I sold diamonds, I sold milk, in fact, I even worked as a peon for a while. (Laughs.) But in the evenings I would either do theatre or catch up with international cinema. Later on I did a course at NYU, when I worked for a while with my elder brother who was in America. I came back and joined Equinox. And two years later, Sumantra (Ghosal) offered me a partnership.

     

    Q: But why ad films?

    Because the family felt that rather than getting into the big bad world of feature films, it’s better to get into the big ad world.

     

    Q: Which was your first ad film as director?

    Baygon Spray – ‘No entry for pests’. I still have a copy of the cheque with me. (Smiles.)

     

    Q: Is Sumantra still active? Or are you the sole owner of Equinox?

    No, he’s retired, I am now the sole owner. Sumantra is of course the Chairman and he’s on the board of directors. He’s my guru; I consult him on many things. He is more than an elder brother… in fact, Sumantra gave away my wife.

     

    “I have to re-invent, I have to be on top of the game. I would hate it if people said, ‘Ram used to make great films at one time’”

    Q: It’s been over two decades. What keeps you going?

    Fear. That I will become a has-been. I have to re-invent, I have to be on top of the game. I would hate it if people said, ‘Ram used to make great films at one time’.

     

    Q: Which ad film turned things around for you? You did a number of mediocre ads when you started out, and I recall I was one of those guilty of palming off rubbish storyboards onto you.

    (Laughs.) You know, sometimes you take on work in order to convert it. In the hope that because people saw the hard work you put in the film, tomorrow you will be considered for a better film. At the same time, when you are doing that work, you do think it will be of some import.

     

    Q: I always thought you made such films only for money.

    To be honest, I haven’t been a profitable director for this company till as recently as a few years ago. I would not be living today in a 2BHK house in Prabhadevi if I had made lots of money. In fact, if I had made a lot of money, perhaps I wouldn’t be in the game today. People know if you are out there to do your work, or to make money. Also, very often a friend calls up and says, ‘This is how much I have, will you do it?’ There is no option but to say yes, and then try and figure how to make it work. Because if I say no, they’ll go to the next person and forget me! (Laughs.) I was reading somewhere that the Sistine Chapel was the world’s biggest hoarding for Christianity. Who commissioned Michelangelo? The Pope did it. And when you look at it, it was meant to advertise a certain thing. So if Michelangelo can be commissioned, why can’t I be? (Laughs.)

     

    “From last year I have started doing theatre workshops for every film, I bring all the actors together, I do familiarization and touchy-feely exercises.”

    Q: Still, which was the first film that made you proud?

    I had done a lot of good work for a long time. Tata Steel, Thums Up, Dunlop Spectrawide, etc. But I wasn’t considered an A-Lister. And I was very upset about this. I thought maybe I am not a pedigree top dog. So I went for a week to my friend’s farm in Kodaikanal, and I sat down and wrote what I needed to do to at least become a footnote in the history of advertising film producers and directors. I decided the first thing to do is to acknowledge that you are a mongrel. Two, look at what’s your voice, and what is everyone else’s voice. And having done that, see where you want to go. Then I decided I will only do films with a visual language. Because, at that time, I wasn’t too respectful of the Indian tradition of acting. Which was about ‘to show’ and not ‘to be’. A number of my friends suffered because I took their scripts and converted them into visual language films, and I screwed up a lot. But three or four films got talked about. One of them was Adidas with Sachin Tendulkar. And then for five years I followed the visual language route, and it culminated with Happydent. And then I realized that people are now expecting me to do a certain kind of work. So last year I decided to become a humanist, I re-invented again! You must have seen that with Airtel’s ‘Har Ek Friend’. My mission now is to try and get truth into acting. On how do I make the audiences believe that these actors existed before ‘Action’ and after ‘Cut’. For e.g., in the Airtel ‘Classroom’ ad, those kids in the classroom have a life before and after the ad. From last year I have started doing theatre workshops for every film, I bring all the actors together, I do familiarization and touchy-feely exercises.

     

    Q: Is there one aspect of filmmaking you enjoy the most?

    I don’t like shootings. I have been trying very hard to make the shooting space like my home. So I am figuring out how to do housekeeping. When I go to a studio floor, my production team has to show me a map on where things will be kept. I also do human traffic policing. When I walk from my video assist to my actor, sometimes I feel I have to wear a rugby helmet just to push people out of the way. I have a very polite person stationed at the shoot, whose job is to ensure people stand where they are supposed to stand. I think I am 25% there in terms of making it my home environment. I don’t want to organize a shoot, I want to host it.

     

    Q: What is the sensibility you bring to your ad films?

    What I like to be is an experimental filmmaker, one who’s precocious and is looking upon, with curious wonder, at this art and this craft. And practicing it in a non-judgmental manner. I am here to play with clay. Currently, as I told you, I like to do human work. Now when you look at a film, you won’t be able to say, ‘That’s definitely Ram.’ Right now, I don’t know what my voice is, but I know what I have lost. I think I have lost a bit of the experimental nature, I have become too popular. (Laughs.) I actually want the surprise factor. I want people to say, “Haila, he did that?”

     

    Q: You made the Tata Docomo ‘maid’ film, where the bai was seen stealing a mobile phone. It was criticized for promoting a stereotype. Regret the film?

    No, I don’t. These things shouldn’t be taken so seriously, there was no such intention. It was not a judgment on all maids, it was about this one character in the film. It did not even occur to any of in the team that we are stereotyping someone. But I must tell you I don’t do fairness creams. There no logical reason for this, it’s just a stupid hang-up. I don’t want to tell people that if you are white, you will become this or that.

     

    Q: How do you keep yourself refreshed and relevant in the changing milieu?

    I have the greatest collection of books on films. I have also been a voracious reader. But in the last few years, I have stopped reading. Every book I read entertained and enriched me in that moment, but it hasn’t enriched me in the long term. Apart from a few books, like the Bhagwad Gita and Patanjali’s Yoga Sutras. And these are the kind of books I am now reading. I have become very sceptical about Western philosophy, because the epitome of that philosophy is: ‘I think therefore I am’. The epitome of Eastern philosophy is: ‘Don’t think’. The whole purpose of life is to find peace rather than the buzz in our heads. Western society wants us to have more buzz. Eastern philosophy told us 5,000 years ago that the mind is not where you reside, you reside in your heart. The greatest distance I have traveled in the last twenty years is between the mind and the heart. From the intellectual side, I have moved to the emotional side.

     

    Q: Do awards meaning anything to you?

    Yes, they do. Because I am living in a world where they do, people do judge you for that. I have won two Cannes awards, and it has helped. At the same time, I have no creative envy, and that’s happened because of Sumantra. There was an indoctrination of creative generosity that happened at a young age. Whenever I see a great ad film done by anybody, I send out a congratulatory SMS. And that generosity gives me greater joy that what envy would have given me.

     

    Q: Creative directors you most enjoy working with.

    Prasoon Joshi. He’s got a poet’s mind, and he’s also a true intellectual. And Aggie (Agnello Dias). He’s very rooted. I would also include Raj Kurup and Ravi Deshpande.

     

    “I am finding that nobody in Indian advertising is doing pure emotional work. Kal Bhi Aaj Bhi Kal Bhi and Hamara Bajaj had soul, they made you cry, and that is something we have lost.”

    Q: Is there something that disappoints you about ad agencies in India?

    I think we need more of the Indian voice in the ads. Right now what’s happening is the universal joke. If there is one nation that can teach the world about heart and emotion, it’s us. The reason Bollywood works is because they are purely in the emotional territory. I am finding that nobody in Indian advertising is doing pure emotional work. Make me cry, I am sick and tired of being made to laugh. Thailand has a voice, so do South America and England. Kal Bhi Aaj Bhi Kal Bhi and Hamara Bajaj had soul, they made you cry, and that is something we have lost.

     

    Q: Anything else?

    There is too much internecine warfare amongst the ad agencies. Everybody is out to get each other. I don’t know why that is, it’s perhaps the very nature of competition. Maybe it was different when Mr Subhas Ghosal and Mr Gerson Da Cunha were around, maybe there was a certain camaraderie then. Also, there isn’t enough of passing on of knowledge. So if I want to learn, there is no trade journal. A lot of it is I-Me-Myself.

     

    “There is too much internecine warfare amongst the ad agencies. Everybody is out to get each other.”

    Q: I watched your feature film, Let’s Talk. It was very well received and yet you didn’t make another film.

    I was supposed to direct a big budget film with Vidhu Vinod Chopra producing it. It was a fantasy film called Talisman. But I wasn’t happy with the script. I have been approached by many people, but I think they are approaching me for my craft. And I believe cinema should have something to say. Now, the things I want to say, I am not getting the money to say them. And what they want me to say, I don’t feel like saying it. Right now I am in a situation where the universe has not conspired and grace has not descended. (Laughs.)

     

    Q: Which genre of cinema excites you?

    Three of them. Love and infidelity. Food. And spirituality.

     

    Q: Er, why does infidelity excite? Worried about it?

    As a warning! (Laughs loudly.) In this business, you do get close to people. And you have to tell yourself, ‘Hey, hang on!’. I am extremely happily married for 24 years, and I have no such desires. But I get completely amazed with other people when they go through it, because it’s so much heartache and suffering. Why don’t they just do their work yaar? (Laughs.)

     

  • Debrief: Rajasthan Tourism: Bahut ghuma diya!

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    The Rajasthan Tourism folks have come up with a cool idea for their new ad. And it’s the traditional ‘Ghoomo’ dance. This is a good thought. Always best to dig deep into your local culture for tourism ads. So that’s fine.

     

    The TV commercial features a whole lot of locals doing the ‘ghoomo’ number. The camera focuses on a single spinning dancer, as the images and people change. Quite naturally, the background track is Rajasthani folk music. In the backdrop of the dancer are shots of fast moving locales and symbols of Rajasthan… the desert, the colours, the elephants, the rustic settings, etc. And all this ties in very well with the slogan: Ghoom ghoom ke dekho maaro pyaaro Rajasthan.

     

    [youtube width=”400″ height=”220″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfSluToqMWg[/youtube]

    So, yes, it’s all working correctly here. There is the local flavour and there are the festivities. However, there’s a fundamental problem with the treatment, and this directly hurts the communication. What they seem to have overlooked is actually a basic lesson in television advertising: When you have close up shots of human beings against a backdrop, the eye naturally stays focused on the human being. Especially when it comes to fast moving imagery. That’s the way our mind and eye function, it’s a basic human trait.

     

    As a result, the scenery in the backdrop, the stuff that would attract us to Rajasthan in the first place, gets lost. And that, obviously, is not a desirable thingy for any tourism ad.

     

    Rating: (On a scale of 1 to 5): 2.5 Good idea, let down a bit by the treatment.

     

  • Anil Thakraney: Sur Kshetra of commerce & politics

    By Anil Thakraney

     

    Raj Thackeray’s party has announced that they will disrupt the shooting of the new musical reality show called Sur Kshetra. And the VIP juror, Ms Asha Bhosle, has sweetly turned down their demand to exit from the show. All this tamasha because some Pakistani performers will do their number on the said reality show. At the time of writing this piece over the weekend, there’s a stalemate.

     

    So then what must the channel, Colors, do? Well, they can’t alter their programming at this stage, that’s for sure. Not just because costly contracts have already been signed, am quite certain a whole lot of the shooting is already completed. Also, and the channel CEO won’t admit to this for obvious reasons, secretly they might be thrilled with Raj’s diktat. Solid, free publicity is always welcome. Especially for a super expensive entertainment TV show.

     

    Anyway, this is not the first time an agitation has been threatened against TV shows that feature Pakistani artists. And it’s not going to be the last time either. The view that the channels always take, that these shows promote peace and harmony amongst the two nations, is bunkum. If music and sports could have solved the Kashmir dispute, then it would have happened a long time ago. The only reason the Pak artists get invited here, is because they sell. We may not love our neighbour very much, but we are quite curious about them, and are keen to see more of them. So there’s only commerce behind the idea of inviting the ‘enemy’.

     

    Now, let’s assume for a second that this situation is worrisome for the channel chiefs, that they don’t really want this recurring headache. In which case, what’s the way forward? Because this issue will keep cropping up again and again. In my view, the answer is very simple: They must threaten to shift their shoot locations out of Maharashtra. Perhaps a threat of that sort would panic the ruling state government into some kind of action.

     

    And where might they choose to go? Very simple! Motabhai Narendra Modi, India’s only business-savvy CM, is waiting with open arms. He loves taking in businesses booted out by politicians in other states. Ask Mamata Didi.

     

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    PS: This one is especially for all the underpaid, overworked, harried young account executives in advertising agencies. Who are made to do all those thankless, ridiculous chores. Including putting the boss’s glitzy presentation together. 🙂