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  • Cadbury Dairy Milk launches new campaign

    By Our Staff

     

    Cadbury Dairy Milk unveiled one of its kind algorithms that mines videos with happy hashtags to filter and create a bank of the ones with low views and like counts automatically as a part of its #HeartTheHappiness campaign. Through this effort, the brand has leveraged its Instagram guide section, allowing consumers to acknowledge the happiest moments of 2022 and end the year on a meetha note.

     

    As a steppingstone towards activating the new dimension of the generosity campaign – ‘Kissi Aur Ki Khushi Mein Shaamil Ho Kar Dekhiye’, the brand has partnered with DeltaX digital media management platform to up the ante on story-doing.

     

    Said Nitin Saini, Vice President – Marketing, Mondelez India: “Over the years, Cadbury Dairy Milk has created and celebrated indefinite moments of kindness through an array of purposeful storytelling. This includes some well celebrated efforts of acknowledging the unacknowledged during the cricket season and adding ‘meethas’ to everyday relationships by melting power distances.  Adding yet another dimension to the existing generosity narrative, with #HeartTheHappiness we aim to look beyond what’s popular and what the platform’s AI wants to show you, and guide people to channel their inner acchai and partake in others’ not-so-popular happy moments.”

     

    Added Sukesh Nayak, Chief Creative Officer, Ogilvy India: “We believe that digital has the power to create new experiences that bring us closer together in the most real and heartfelt ways. With our latest initiative #HeartTheHappiness, we engineered a transformative social experience that beats the algorithms and puts the power of discovery back in people’s hands. What’s beautiful about this idea is that it leverages technology to enable every Indian to be a part of real and heartfelt moments of others happiness, which otherwise remain hidden. These are India’s happiest reels – moments of happiness that never made it to mainstream media or news.”

     

  • Das ka Dum with Dr Bhaskar Das | Clearly the merger of Sony & Zee nearly coming through is the standout event of 2022. Anything in the business of entertainment that was the highlight of the year for you?

    Bhaskar DasWe thought we could provoke him into a naughty answer one last time this year, but then you can’t do that with our Wizard with Word. Here’s Dr Bhaskar Das in the December 28 edition of Das ka Dum. Read on…

     

    If you wish to access the archives, please go to the Das Ka Dum tab on the website’s top navigation bar or click here: https://www.mxmindia.com/category/columns/das-ka-dum/

     

    Q. Clearly the merger of Sony & Zee nearly coming through is the standout event of 2022. But anything in the business of entertainment that was the highlight of the year for you?

     

    A. The merger of Zee and Sony is itself a harbinger of changing times in terms of coopetition and collaboration. It’s a fact that the Hindi general entertainment channel (GEC) category has been facing some challenge (may read as churn) in viewership in major markets mainly due to the prolonged Covid-induced lockdown that had forced most people to remain indoors. It has changed the consumption habits due to lack of fresh content. But that’s history, hopefully. Now, the upward trend of consumption thorough Connected TV and OTT streaming (not to forget the revised NTO regime) could pose some fragmentation of viewing habits. I am sure that in terms of sheer numbers, in the Indian context, Linear TV would still win the day and for some time both would coexist. At the same time, the strategists of GEC channels have to remember the arrival of Gen Z and penetration of 5G along with increasing penetration of smartphones could pose a different consumption behaviour amongst the audience. Don’t forget, only paranoids survive.

     

  • Redseer Strategy Consultants Report: Digital ad spends to shoot up

    By Our Staff

     

    Redseer Strategy Consultants has tabled a report digital ad spend in India. The report estimates digital ad spend in India to become 2.5X in next 5 years to USD 21 Bn, growing at CAGR of 19-21%.

     

    Said Mukesh Kumar, Engagement manager, Redseer Strategy Consultants: “Upon mapping market sizing across media agencies, we observe a significant under-reporting of digital ad spend in India. However, Redseer projection has considered enterprise spends, SMB spends, influencer marketing, affiliate marketing and gaming.”

     

    Notedly, Growth in UGC will empower individual creators and influencers to build their digital identity, which brands can leverage for digital ads. This strong ecosystem of ~2.5 to 3 million creators is expected to drive marketing spending of $2.8Bn- $3.5Bn by 2028, the report added.

     

    Advertising’s Global Scenario

    Economies that have strong consumer spending can splurge on advertising. For instance, the US spends 1.4% of its GDP on advertisements, of which 64% goes to digital ads, and the UK spends 1.3%. Since India is a developing nation, it spends 0.5% of its GDP, of which 53% goes to digital ads. However, with India’s PCFE expected to grow ~ 6-7% over the next 5 years, the advertising expenditure is bound to rise.

     

    Looming Slowdown & its Effect

    Global slowdown due to increasing interest rates, energy crisis etc. has led to new-age companies focusing on profitability and controlling their spending on ad and hence slower growth is expected in FY23.Under the current economic headwinds, the ad market is estimated to grow by 6% -8% in FY23. One can’t ignore the fact that of $ 15 Bn spent on advertising in FY22, 53% went into digital advertisements indicating a growth nested within the overall downturn.

    We expect macroeconomic engines to pick up momentum again by FY24 since, after every economic downturn, eventually, consumer morale returns.

     

    Digital Ads – A Necessity

    With users spending ~7 hours daily on their smartphones, digital platforms have a good engagement rate. Marketers are increasingly advertising these for the precise target audiences. Some of the most popular performances driving digital advertising platforms include eCommerce, short videos, OTT, social media, long-form videos, and news outlets.

    Incumbent market players like Alphabet and Meta will maintain their market share to alternate digital content platforms like OTT Video, OTT Audio, Shortform video, and eCommerce. Moreover, content and gaming platforms are emerging as the fastest-growing digital ad platforms.

     

    SMBs Embracing Digital Ads

    As digital platforms allow marketers to reach out to target groups across various categories, many Small and Midsize Businesses – SMBs have opted for digital advertising owing to its democratized access. Digital enablers such as ePayments, eDiscovery, and eCommerce have enabled traders, service providers, Kirana owners, and small shopkeepers to have an online presence.

    As per Redseer, SMBs spent 30-35% of the total $ 8 Bn on digital ads in FY22 and are expected to increase their share to ~40% of the total digital ads expenditure by FY 28.

     

    Empowerment of Individual Creators

    The Indian digital economy has over 2.5-3.0 million sizeable content creators who have emerged into 4 archetypes: Micro, Macro, Mega, and Elite creators. The Micro/Macro influencers have given better ROI to bigger brands and enabled smaller D2C brands. It is projected that influencer-led live commerce in India will grow to $8 Bn by 2030, and marketing spending on influencers will grow to $ 3.5 Bn by 2028.

    As the creator economy grows, it is essential to bridge the gap between brands and influencers through a centralized platform such as the creator marketplace. Such marketplace can become a single point for the brands to discover and engage with creators. The user-generated content and influencer ecosystems have the capacity to drive highly targeted advertising. Since the UGC platforms already possess content creating communities, they are better positioned for setting up the creator marketplace.

     

  • GoBolt appoints #Arm Worldwide as Digital AOR

    By Our Staff

     

    #Arm Worldwide, a marketing & communication consulting company, has been appointed digital agency of record (AOR) for GoBolt, a tech logistics startup. Through the mandate, #Arm Worldwide will handle the complete digital portfolio as well as the company’s Automation and Software Transformation, UI/UX design, Web Application, CMS development, and Search Engine Optimization.

     

    Talking about the association, Abhishek Punia, Co-Founder and CEO, #armCommerce said: “Logistics sector mostly worked in tandem with many industries like CPG, FMCG, retail, pharma, and hence, focus to upgrade technology or digital transformation always had a last preference. With the pandemic, businesses were hit by various adversities and digital became the way forward.  While most of the transformation was carried out on the many sides of the business, GoBOLT is the leader who grabbed the opportunity to reform the logistics sector via Digital. We are glad to be partnering with GoBOLT to improve the technology at their site, getting them better visibility, and brand presence in different markets via digital media.”

     

  • Trends impacting Consumer Life in Tier II & III India

     

     

    By Sanjeev Kotnala

     

    Sanjeev KotnalaThe changes in the market and ecosystem are led primarily by brands and companies providing new or better products or services to the changing consumer needs, desires and wants. Or when the brands try to satisfy an unsaid, unfelt need that they believe exists. External factors like a pandemic, economic situation, inflation etc., dully impress and affect these changes as they affect the consumer reaction and expectations. We typically see such changes from the company/ brands/ category and technology point of view. However, there is another way to see it. Here are some of the ways consumers in Tier II and II see life changing.

     

    The Case of Shrinking Packs

    The quantity of products in packs has been shrinking to keep the per-unit cost under control. It has shrunk to a level where the consumer experience is affected. For example, you need three packs of new Maggi to serve two. Soon brands will have no margin to shrink the pack further. The consumer, on the other side, wants single serve/use packs to be more than sufficient for a single serve or use.

     

    Comfortable with E-commerce

    The average consumer may still not be comfortable ordering shoes online; there is high overall comfort with e-commerce. Ease and speed of delivery and the option to exchange or return have enhanced consumer confidence in e-commerce. The range of products bought through e-commerce is ever-expanding. However, the neighbourhood kirana or medicine shop is still the answer for day-to-day needs and purchases.

     

    UPI-simplified E-payments

    Consumers have taken to e-payments with UPI and wallets like fish to water, surprising many naysayers. It has opened the way for e-currency, transparency and ease in transactions and has impacted the use and abuse of credit cards.

     

    Consumers are more Phishing and Fraud Aware

    The collective efforts of banks and regulators have worked. Typical Tier-II and III consumers are better aware of scams and phishing. The number and incidence may seem to be on the rise as more consumers are confident and comfortable reporting their folly and stupidity while successfully retrieving scammed money. However, fraudsters are keeping ahead with new versions and innovative scamming.

     

    Comfort with Changes

    The consumer is open to new ways of living. They are comfortable working from home, online education, and even buying insurance. They are open to a broader set of career choices. There is reduced pressure on ‘what neighbours and relatives will say’. There is a far greater sense of confidence and individuality in decision-making.

     

    Life Uncertainties are Better Accepted.

    Consumers accept the uncertainty of life. Their comfort levels have shaken with the earlier benchmark. The financial implications of lack of job security, deaths, and medical costs have shaken their comfort levels. They are extra cautious and willing to invest more for future emergencies.

     

    They are No Longer Buying.

    Consumer understands the range of choices before them. They understand the sale trap and the no-cost EMI effect. They understand brands are chasing limited demand. They are no longer buying things but selling their money, time and engagement.

    Democratic digital information access has transformed their attitude. They are no longer willing to live with below-average service and product quality, and they are cautious and sure about How much they will pay for a service. Also, the costlier equals quality equation is no longer considered sacrosanct.

     

    Women have Focus and Rights!

    There is still a long way to go. However, women in families and daughters, in particular, have it a lot better now. Families collectively look for and encourage their education, life, dreams and aspirations. The need for financial independence for a better future is fully understood and endorsed. Domestic violence is no longer taken for granted. Divorce is still a bad word but losing is slowly losing the stigma attached to it.

     

    Food Ordering is on the Rise.

    Eating out may not be that prevalent, but ordering in is becoming a regular practice. Families, where the kitchen is closed at least one day of the week ( and mostly fixed day) are on the rise. The consumer continues to complain about packaging and delivery charges but willingly orders more than what is needed.

     

    Search has the answer to everything

    The consumer is searching on the internet for everything possible. Be it medical conditions, electronics, insurance, investments, doctors, vacation, education and more. There is additional pressure on brands and companies to find a differential – a reason for preference in the era of pre-searched information. Additionally, consumers have their algorithm for what and when to believe the reviews that are an integral part of the search process.

     

    Facebook is Dead

    Engagement across social media platforms is rapidly changing. The ever-flirty consumer is comfortable shifting loyalties to a new platform that works for them. Metaverse is a good possibility, and the brands are trying to explore and capitalise on it- however, the traction may take a bit longer to build up in Tier II and III.

     

    Data Privacy

    The consumer continues to sign permission for the apps blindly. They hope the regulatory system and active users’ collective scrutiny will ensure everything is correct. However, they are rightly cagey about their financial and banking data. Frequent data breaches are making the lack of data privacy more acceptable. The consumer reacts to data breach just like they react to wearing a helmet, with a denial, ‘It will not happen to me’ attitude. The data protection rules and norms are not sufficient but are evolving with time.

     

    Short Format is King

    The shorter attention span issue is a reality. Communication is becoming shorter and shorter across videos, reels, blogs and articles, stories, and films are on the rise. The consumer is interested in consuming a wider variety of content than devoting time to one content. Having said that, if the content is right, differentiated, suitable, relevant and exciting, the consumer will give it the time and required engagement.

     

    Celebrities and Influencers Still Work!

    Consumers have started reading between the lines and questioning celebrity endorsement and influencers. Though the section of the gullible consumer is decreasing, a large section still gets taken by the use of celebrities in advertisements. So, at least in the near future, the practice of celebrities and influencers will continue, leading to lesser impact and return. We will see a rise in Micro-influencer influence. Don’t be surprised if regionalisation and religionism start influencing the choice of influencers.

     

    Traditional Media is Not Yet Dead

    Yes, digital interaction for the average consumer is on the rise. Fast-forwarding and skipping advertisements is a habit. And most users engage in other activities during pre-rolls or unskippable promotions. Business communication over Print- Radio, and Television is still influential in tier-II and III towns. It may work better if the brand or the company is willing to make extra efforts to work with the media. In tier-II and II towns, ignore traditional media at your own risk.

     

    Overload of Affordable Entertainment

    With the availability of the internet at very affordable prices coupled with low cost of channels and OTT platforms and free content across platforms, the Indian consumer is spoiled for choices. Movies need to look at the cost of experience and content to continue attracting viewers,

     

    Boycott is losing its Sting

    The average consumer is not much affected by the call for boycotting brands, products, and services, including movies. Even the people on social media who have overused this tool of protest themselves reach out to experience things to see and evaluate if the call for boycotting was valid. Life still has far more important priorities than following the boycott.

     

    Religionalism and Regionalism is on the Rise

    It is an old problem that never dies. The polarity is far starker and divided. No longer are consumers warry about showing and defending their religion and region. Everyone is insecure and believes it is their duty and responsibility to protect their beliefs and not tolerate a different POV.

     

    Net-Net

    The average consumer in Tier-II and III towns is far more aware and inquisitive than what is credited to them. The brands and services must understand the needs to address them differently. One can today experience the statement – ‘Change is the only constant’, which places more pressure and the need for the business to be agile, insightful and proactive.

     

  • Numeric UPS urges people to Disconnect from digital world

    By Our Staff

     

    Numeric Company, a UPS manufacturer and supplier, has unveiled its new year film themed #DisconnectToConnect. The film reminds people to connect with one another in real life and spend less time on screens.

     

    Satpal Singh, CEO, Numeric UPS said: “In today’s time, everyone is busy scrolling over their smart devices and rarely finds time to enjoy their life in its true essence. It’s time for all of us to remind ourselves of living in the moment and feeling a positive ignition. This new year, we must disconnect from the digital world whenever possible, in order to have real-life conversations, spend time with family, play sports, go hiking, and just embrace the world around us.”

     

  • L&K Saatchi & Saatchi partners with Amway

    By Our Staff

     

    Amway India, direct selling FMCG company, launches campaign featuring brand ambassador Olympian weightlifter Saikhom Mirabai Chanu. The campaign reiterates the brand’s continuous efforts towards focusing on fuelling one’s passion with adequate nutrition support to achieve excellence.

     

    Talking about the campaign, Ajay Khanna, CMO, Amway India said: “Amway has always held a distinctive and compelling approach to driving forward its vision to make India healthier. In line with this, we are thrilled to announce our new campaign- ‘Passion ko do Poshan’, that personifies the essence of our nutrition and wellness brand, Nutrilite, the world’s No.1 selling vitamins and dietary supplements[1], which brings together the best of nature and the best of science. As people focus on excelling in their passion areas, they often miss out on providing their bodies with the nutrition, which acts as fuel in their journey towards their goals. This campaign reflects how people’s passion is synonymous with their identity, and, along with a proper diet, Nutrilite provides them with the required nutrition support. Through our flagship brand, Nutrilite, which offers bestselling products such as Nutrilite All Plant Protein powder, Nutrilite Daily, Nutrilite Salmon Omega – 3 and Nutrilite Cal Mag D Plus, we inspire people to keep pushing their boundaries every day. We have extended our partnership with Mirabai Chanu, which I am sure will continue to help us champion our commitment towards the health-conscious Indians, driven by passion, to level up their nutrition to accomplish their dreams. We are elated to see the vivid response across India that our initiatives have received.”

     

    Added Rohit Malkani, Joint National Creative Director, Law & Kenneth Saatchi & Saatchi: “We partnered with Amway to start a powerful conversation, encouraging people to ‘feed their passion’ and promote the role of nutrition through Nutrilite, as a partner in their journey to achieve excellence in their area of passion.”

     

     

  • Stay Vista luxury villa rolls out brand campaign

    By Our Staff

     

    Stay Vista, luxury villa rental brand, launches a campaign to tie up with year-end holidays and festivities. The #SoMuchMore campaign features celebrities and influencers’ stays across unique villas in the country.

     

    Kick starting the campaign was fashion influencer, Masoom Minawala on a family holiday in Magnolia Villa at Alibag, followed by Soha Ali Khan on a getaway at Le Sutra – Geometrica, Lonavala and fashion influencer turned entrepreneur, Diipa Khosla on a team building trip in Umber Villa, Alibag. Each influencer experienced a holistic range of services from wellness moments, pizza making sessions, karaoke, bonfire nights and home-cooked meals.

     

    Over 500 handpicked holiday homes across 50+ spectacular destinations feature in StayVista’s portfolio, catering to a variety of travel experience styles – from family gatherings, friendly getaways, slow experiential travels to corporate offsites. Providing a glimpse into these experiences, were a choiceful selection of well-known influencers and celebrities, who took to their social media to share their experiences, from the exclusivity of the villas, secluded locations, personalised experiences, attentive service and more.

     

  • Das ka Dum with Dr Bhaskar Das | As the year comes to an end, a question: when you watch a news channel on TV do you think the news is politically balanced? Or is imbalance the new normal?

    Bhaskar DasWe thought we could provoke him into an answer on this one, but he’s actually philosophised on it, and set us thinking. Well, here’s Dr Bhaskar Das in the December 29 edition of Das ka Dum. Read on…

     

    If you wish to access the archives, please go to the Das Ka Dum tab on the website’s top navigation bar or click here: https://www.mxmindia.com/category/columns/das-ka-dum/

     

    Q. As the year comes to an end, a question: when you watch a news channel on TV do you think the news is politically balanced? Or is imbalance the new normal?

     

    A. Imbalance can also be a new balance. See, balance or imbalance is a state of mind, depending on which prism one observes a news item. It is difficult to define absolute neutrality or absolute balance as in the age of all-pervading social media, nano opinions also have followers. If you have doubts about it, check the current experiences of Elon Musk, a self-described free speech absolutist, is getting increasingly concerned by left-wing scolds. So, I feel free speech isn’t the problem. The problem is with listening. No one wants to listen to another perspective. It’s my way or highway. A basic tenet of democracy is hospitality to a multiplicity of perspectives and tolerance to an opposable mind (not opposing mind for sure). Hence, I feel form your perspective by evaluating facts from your perspective and maintain your balance. Don’t seek balance from outside sources. That’s a loss of your independence.

     

  • Alniche Lifesciences launches drive for gut health awareness

    By Our Staff

     

    Alniche Lifesciences, specialty healthcare company, launches the awareness campaign on #GutHealthAwareness across various hospitals. This is in cooperation with key opinion leaders (KOL) to spread awareness and improve the understanding of the patients related to the gastrointestinal issues like Constipation.

     

    December being a constipation awareness month, this campaign highlights the fact that constipation sufferers are concerned about the condition, however very few are willing to discuss it with their immediate family or friends due to the “social taboo”.  Most are shy about seeking medical help to solve their problem. There are some sufferers who have never treated constipation and some have resorted to home remedies to treat the condition.

     

    Dr. Anil Verma, Consultant Gastroenterologist, Sarvodya Hospital Ghaziabad said: “People often neglect constipation and delay seeking medical help. By leading a healthy lifestyle, eating right, embracing physical exercises, and having ample water to keep the body hydrated constipation can be avoided.”

     

    Girish Arora, Founder & MD Alniche Lifesciences added: “Due to faulty diet and lifestyle habits, the problem of constipation is rising in India, especially in urban population. We want to create a healthcare ecosystem that enables people to live fuller lives by launching such multipronged education campaigns.”

     

  • Brand, Baajaa, Baaraat!

    With apologies to the original ‘Band Baaja Baarat’ poster on Facebook

     

     

    By Avik Chattopadhyay

     

    Avik ChattopadhyayLadies and gentlemen, please settle down. I am so glad all of you could make it here at the resplendent new Central Vista on this cold December morning for a year-end round up. Myself, Brand India. I am your host. I end the year on a high…G20 and what not. As a conscientious brand committed to a greater purpose, I shall be the ‘Vishwaguru’ to the world in the years to come… economic growth, statues, temples, bullet trains, bridges, tunnels and whatever grand and gargantuan you can think of… name it and I shall have one to flaunt!

     

    Excuse me, what about unemployment, inflation, happiness index, hunger index, press freedom, women safety…

     

    And who is this utterly insolent brand in our midst?

     

    Well, I am Brand NDTV and I thought I might as well bring this up right at the…

     

    Always negative, always negative. Out to make ‘tukde tukde’ of the larger national narrative. No wonder you need support now. C’mon, be a sport…

     

    Talking of sport, I am Brand Indian Cricket. Nobody is bigger than me on this side of the Milky Way. And see the reforms I have brought about within myself. The women get paid the same as the men… finally. We have a new team at the helm. We have no holy cows in the playing teams who are waiting for their individual landmarks. And IPL… see how well the IPL went this year. The World Cup was a bit of a dampener, but then this sport… nobody can win every time, is it not?

     

    Listen Brand Cricket, if is not for someone like me, Brand Byju’s, you guys would keep a clean sheet… I mean, shirt. And I am doing all this at the cost of all the data I collect and use of the millions of parents and kids who are basically looking for the easy way out. Thank heavens for states like West Bengal who are demolishing the educational system to the ground that helps our cause and…

     

    How dare you, you ungrateful brand? How dare you denigrate Brand Bengal? Can you not see the decorations at Durga Puja and Christmas? Are you blind? Look at how social media went agog about the Park Street Christmas Festival! The entire city of Kolkata is decked up for “Borodin”. We even cleared out the job aspirants who have been on hunger strike for more than 500 days now from the sidewalks. The film festival is happening here…

     

    Talking of films, can you ever ignore me, Brand Bollywood? Just see my contributions through the year. Kashmir Files. Ram Setu. More such are planned. We have even dubbed films from the South so that the world can watch them in Bolly-tongue. Have you ever had such support from a dear friend like Israel on any issue before? Never. And we were part of the FIFA World Cup Finals too. Beat that!

     

    Football… talking of football… you guys all go gaga over Messi and Ronaldo. Have they ever scored against India? No! That is the power of Brand Indian Football. Messi was even compelled to sign T-shirts and send them to people in India just to ensure our support for him over Ronaldo and Mbappe. We might be down but not out…there are close to 100 countries below us right now in the order…

     

    Hey, talking of order, hope the nation is aware of the latest order to frisk yet another mosque and see if there are any tell-tale signs of medieval religious coercion.

     

    Who are you?

     

    I am Brand Shivling.

     

    What are such brands doing here? Who lets them in? They need to be covered up, or else…

     

    Cover up, did you say? That is exactly what I have been trying to make all you guys understand. We need to cover up, right from kindergarten…

     

    And who is this now?

     

    I am Brand Hijab, you self-serving cocoon!

     

    Gentlemen and ladies, please… let this not become a fish market. Please. Anyway we are all for vegetarianism and showing compassion to all our fellow beings, on land, in the air and in water…  No religion or connected issues as we close the year. We are all about ‘Vasudhaiva Kutumbakam’, remember? How else can we become the Vishwaguru?

     

    There we go again!

     

    Brand NDTV, you still here?!

     

    Send them to Ukraine please, will serve them right. By the way, are you guys are so insular that global events don’t ever bother you? Look at what is happening in Ukraine. China needs vaccines. Palestinian children get killed every day. Wars have broken out again in various parts of Africa. If you really want to be a world leader, time you guys looked out…

     

    This sound like my moral science teacher! What brand are you?

     

    Moral science, is it?! There go your free trips to NewYork.

     

    Ssshh, that’s Brand UN…

     

    Brand UN still exists?

     

    Quiet please! Quiet! No side talks. This conclave needs everyone’s buy-in…

     

    You mean buy-out, don’t you! Everything has been bought out. The press. The industry. The government institutions. The enforcement agencies. The social media. The…

     

    Mufflerman?

     

    No, take another guess…

     

    Hmmmmmm…

     

    This is the wiser…I mean, the beardo! Heh heh!!

     

    Dekho bhaiyya, you can say whatever you want about me, but I am getting the country together behind me.

     

    You mean, after you, don’t you! Heh heh!!

     

    Behind me, dogs, cats and all. Brand Congress is being revived. The entire nation is rallying around on the cause of Bharat Jodo. We are talking about unemployment, crony-capitalism, nepotism, inflation, corruption…

     

    These are their causes?! Weren’t they chucked out for these very reasons?

     

    Ssshhhh… they and the UN are alike. Alive but pretty much…

     

    Why is this entire conclave happening in English? Why do we have to pay obeisance to a foreign language even now? Why can we not take inspiration from our 10,000-year-old civilisation and revive our lost language and converse in that? The least we can do is converse in Hindi, is it not?

     

    Brand BJP has a point. The rest of this conclave should be in Hindi. This is good for Brand India as we embark upon our journey to be the Vishwa…

     

    But then Hindi is a mix of Sanskrit, Prakrit and Persian. Do we leave out the Persian words? And then, you should call yourself as Brand Bharat and not Brand India…

     

    Can someone please remove Brand Busters from here? Just random everyday people walking into such conclaves and messing things up cannot work. We need to pass a resolution on removing all symbols of foreign subjugation and citizen activism. We have had enough of the farmers and aspiring soldiers creating law and order situations that throw bad light on the country’s image.

     

    Totally agree! No agitations. No protests. No rebellion. No questioning megalomania!!

     

    I could hear multiple voices saying the same thing. Could you raise your hands so that I can make a note of the same when passing the resolution? We are Brands, not Brigands!!

     

    Hear, hear!

     

    Listen guys, I am Brand December. Every year you make resolutions in my timespace and then do nothing about them. Year after year it is the same story. Brands making resolutions to revise, revive, rejig, reorient, retrospect and what not. The only thing that happens every December is repeat. I am truly fed up. I shall call it a day in two days’ time. And you guys can do whatever you want!

     

    Amen!

    Ameen!

    Tathastu!

     

    Avik Chattopadhyay is a Gurugram-based business strategy and brand consultant. He writes on MxMIndia on alternate Thursdays. The views here are his own.

     

  • Das ka Dum with Dr Bhaskar Das | On this the second-last day of the year, with the threat of a recession and a possible pandemic looming large, your sentiments?

    Bhaskar DasIt’s not just a Friday question… it’s the last question of the calendar year. Without any further ado, here’s Dr Bhaskar Das in the December 30 edition of Das ka Dum. Read on…

     

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    Q. On this the second-last day of the year, with the threat of a recession and a possible pandemic looming large, your sentiments?

     

    A. I have a mixed feeling- I want to say goodbye to 2022 with all its volatilities- adverse or otherwise- and welcome 2023 with lots of optimism. But in a dark corner of my mind, a cautious optimist warns me that the chaos isn’t going to be over. Too many issues of the past year would spill over to the new year too, as time doesn’t understand the difference between December 31 and January 1. Time only flows relentlessly and we as custodians of the times, albeit temporarily, get hide bound by the myopia of self-interest and the short-term. Unless with a magic wand the geopolitical tension would vanish from the world for recreation of a new balance of power, or the health scare would wither away, or climate change with its catastrophic impact would be a thing of the past, or recession would be replaced by prudent fiscal and economic policies to have a balanced global economy etc etc. There are other issues too like the increasing global divide of the super- rich and the poor, the rise of hyper-sensitive nationalism and state surveillance.

     

    The above are all realities and I pray that as temporary occupants of the earth, we get authentic leadership to reverse all the dystopian thoughts that are coming to our minds evaporate and we move towards a more empathetic, compassionate and sustainable world for our promising future.